AHHH!!1!

This is a case of "Awwww" gone totally wrong. An adorable little boy (usually a clear case of 'aww') went into a zoo (even 'aww'er) and bludgeoned animals to death and fed them to each other. Whaa?! I want to know where this child's parents were, why they didn't teach him how to be adorable, and what went terribly wrong in his childhood that made him equate animals with death instead of fluffiness and adorability. Maybe it's because this happened in Australia, which should teach all the nations of the world that when you designate a single place to send all your criminals and crazed inmates, the future generations of that nation will be fucking insane.

I have to say, though, that if you scroll through the pictures in this article, these animals are not really awwwdorable. They're all spiky and gross. So maybe this kid did that zoo a favor and they're just too pigheaded and foreign to realize it. Food for thought. Thank you, psychotic little boy. You've taught us all a valuable lesson.